[Poly Entry 19:] Mistletoe Madness

[closetpervert]

[Video:]

[The feed begins as the camera is facing the tiny green plant that had mysteriously grown over his front door. A hand reaching up to touch it, Klarth continued to observe it as he spoke his mind.]

Odd how a plant had grown overnight in such a location. I can only assume it is one of the many curses the deities had planned for us. Which leads to my question.

Is there any significant meaning to this plant?

[ooc; Open log or AP for anyone who wants to run into Klarth for a little smooching~ lol;;; Let me know the time and location and I could come up with a reason for him to run into said character~<33 The only thing is that this will probably be backdated a bit due to the holidays~ but if you don't mind that, by all means~<333 Let's have fun, shall we? LOL Thanks~]

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[closetpervert]

[Widening his eyes a bit to the rather abrupt pull, it wasn't long before he reciprocated her aggression, slipping a playful tongue to explore. Goodness... just how long had it been since he's kissed anyone like this? Ah, of course... with her.

...

......Oh.... OH!?

Klarth quickly came to his senses and hesitantly tried to back off a bit.]

[blastiafreak]

[It was about that point Rita finally came to her senses, too-

KLARTH. KISSING. TONGUE.

For a second, she froze up...Then she jerked her head back, away from his face and her own a particularly impressive shade of red.]

What...were you doing with your--What the hell were you doing?!

[closetpervert]

[His own face flushed with embarrassment. He quickly placed his hat back on to hide it.]

W-What kind of question is that!? This is all a misunderstanding!

[Oh Martel Oh Martel Oh Martel! How old was she again!? It wasn't to a minor right!? Ha ha ha of course not~ He wouldn't do something like that (even if it were subconsciously) to someone like that~

...or did he? DAMN. He backed up more, predicting her next move.]

[blastiafreak]

[Lucky for Klarth, his prediction meant that Rita hit nothing but air when she abruptly swung her fist. Then she glared at him furiously. Obviously, it was his fault, nevermind the curse!]

Is that your adult reaction, trying to get out of it?!

[closetpervert]

[Uwah~ that was close.. a little too close. He quickly snatched the bag on the ground as he faces her again to react to the next potential assault.]

Hmph~ Reacting that way just proves how much of a brat you are! This is all simply the curse! The curse I say!

[blastiafreak]

A brat?

[If it all possible, her face went even redder--this time from anger. It was bad enough she had to actually kiss him in the first place, and now he was trying to blame it all on the curse after that...]

The curse didn't have control over your--your tongue, you pervert!

[closetpervert]

[Call it an advanced technique?;;;]

It just naturally occurred in the process! How was I to know that I'd do so when I wasn't even aware that I'd be--ahh!!

[He doesn't even want to say it!!]

Either way! I've other matters to attend to! [He began to walk off as he hides his face.] And choose a warmer location for your studies!

[blastiafreak]

N-naturally? You-

[She was starting to reach an impressive pitch at this point. Furiously, Rita stomped a foot and screeched after him.]

I came here to avoid perverts like you! Don't you dare think you're going to get away after this!

[It was spellcasting time!]

[closetpervert]

What are you-- [His face went blue before he spoke in panic.]

U-Uwaaaah, idiot!! Don't be recklessly throwing spells in here!! We're in a public building!!

[blastiafreak]

[Like she was going to listen to reason at that point...]

And you'll be out after I've blasted you through the wall!

[closetpervert]

I would like to return to this place again, honestly! What are you thinking!? [The damage she would do if she were to release a spell in here.

...The pictures.]

[ooc; Could make it so that the spell gets absorbed into the wall since the that landmark is protected by the deities? Just a thought~<3]

[blastiafreak]

[ooc: Fine by me! :> Klarth can dodge so it just disappears no problem~]

Shut up, you!

[After an embarrassment like that? No, she wasn't thinking anything past revenge. She finished the incantation and cast a fireball in Klarth's direction.]

[1/2]

[closetpervert]

[ooc; Awesome~<33]

[She wasn't truly going to... was she? A look of panic growing on his face. Oh, he knew exactly what spell she was about to pull with those movements.

Yep, she was...]

Uwah uwah!!! Stop it!!! [With the fireballs coming his way, he managed to somehow dodge them by diving down onto the ground, thankfully with all his groceries intact. Good thing nothing delicate was in there like eggs.]

[2/2]

[closetpervert]

[When he quickly looked up to see what damage it had caused, his eyes widened immediately to what he saw next. With a light bubble sound, the fireballs dissipated against the wall as if it had absorbed them all. No damage done, at least none visible.]

What the...

[blastiafreak]

[She missed, damnit--huh.

Well, that was new. Rita stared, stunned, at the place where the spell had simply vanished. No blasts, no smoke, not even a little scorch. It was only for a split second, then her fury returned full force, with an added edge of frustration. How was she supposed to relieve that tension?

Oh yeah...Klarth himself should've still been flammable. Rita jabbed a finger in his general direction to threaten him.]

Hey! Stand still already, would you?

[closetpervert]

Absolutely no damage. Just what is-- Hm? [He fell into thought when she immediately brought him back to the awful reality. And the fear in his eyes returned.]

I-Idiot! As if I would obediently stand still to be burned to a crisp!! [And with that, he ran off, making a quick turn around the corner to act as his shield. If there was one thing he was good at, it was using decoys to avoid getting hit.]

[ooc; Hey, really sorry for the delay! I've been feeling kind of under the weather lately.]

[blastiafreak]

Don't think I'm gonna let you off for that! [Fine, she'd burn him to a crisp while he moved! ...If she could catch him, though she quickly gave chase. No point in blasting walls she couldn't even destroy.]

[ooc: No worries! I hope you're feeling better. :3]

[closetpervert]

[And all that's on his mind is simply... KEEP RUNNING FOR YOUR LIFE!! DON'T STOP!! AHHH!!]

[ooc; Thanks you =TTWTT= <333 I definitely am~ slowly but surely~<33]

[blastiafreak]

[Good reaction, Klarth! Because she'll chase him until she loses him! Or more mistletoe gets in her way.]

[ooc: Aw, that's good to hear! :>]