[Poly Entry 36:] Sudden Development

[closetpervert]

[Accidental Video]

[Art by Tomite from Pixiv]

[The feed turns on to show two full mounds before zooming out for the viewers to see a woman reading a book at her desk. Taking notice of the device turning on, she lowered her book and raised a brow.]

Hm? [She sighed.] Did it turn on again? Goodness...

[Seeing as how anyone on the net could see him like this now, Klarth gave his warning as he cleared his throat and got into lecture mode.]

A-Ah, good morning everyone. As I'm certain most of you know, it seems I've been struck by one of the randomized curses of the weekend and therefore do not be deceived by my appearance. I may be beautiful and well developed. However! I am, in truth, a man and only hold interest in women, you see. Please make effort to keep this in mind. Thank you.

[ooc; Cursed with genderswap! So sorry this is going to be backdated since it's soo late;; /SOBS But open to anything as usual! Feel free to tease~ XDD; Thanks!]

Comments

[closetpervert]

What else is there besides a man's dignity and pride in such situation?

[stargathering]

It was really fun.

I'm surprised you didn't want to try having some.

...Even though your tattoos would give you away...

[blastiafreak]

Oh. I think you already did a pretty good job of losing those yourself.

[closetpervert]

H-Hey! That was not of my doing!

[closetpervert]

[He was sad about that too /cough]

I-I've no time to fool around in such manner!

[stargathering]

[ Too late now, Klarth~ ]

What are you up to, then?

[closetpervert]

R-Research of course!

[See that tint of red at his cheeks as he folds his arms.]

[stargathering]

Research, huh...

That's what it looks like over the network, too...

[closetpervert]

T-That's right. [He nodded sagely as he held his head up high and waved his book around.]

[stargathering]

Okay... Turn off the video when you start that...

[closetpervert]

Haa? Why is that?

[stargathering]

There are kids in the City.

[closetpervert]

What does that have to do with my research?

[stargathering]

[ He sighs. In his head. ]

Nothing.

[blastiafreak]

Nobody forced you say you didn't want any guys hitting on you.

[closetpervert]

Ah... like that...

How is that relevant!? It is a means to clear any confusion ahead of time!

[closetpervert]

[Yep, now he gets it. Tyr for shame! You and your dirty mind~ you'll never grow up to be a mature, endearing and noble adult as me like that! /SHOT]

I-Idiot, that's not what I meant!

[stargathering]

[ He'll never grow up anyway /TEARS

But Tyr just gets a good, internal laugh out of Klarth's embarrassment. ]

That's what it sounded like.

[blastiafreak]

Hmph! Only a pervert would think of something like that first.

[closetpervert]

Ahhhhh watch how you're throwing that term around. You'll give people the wrong idea!

[closetpervert]

Minds of the young, I tell you, goodness... Though I suppose I can't blame you at that age.

[blastiafreak]

How is that the wrong idea, huh?

[closetpervert]

[akdfj;af it just is ok! See him flush more as he boldly crosses his arms over his voluminous chest and 'haaarumphs'.]

B-Because I am no such thing! I should not be labeled for the extreme use of the term for simply acting out of human nature. Those who cannot comprehend such difference is known as a B-R-A-T.

[blastiafreak]

[Victory-! Except she scowls and raises her voice right back.]

Are you saying I'm a brat, you pervert?

[closetpervert]

Aa aa that's right! Brat! [Meow~ cat fight!]