[Poly Entry 36:] Sudden Development

[closetpervert]

[Accidental Video]

[Art by Tomite from Pixiv]

[The feed turns on to show two full mounds before zooming out for the viewers to see a woman reading a book at her desk. Taking notice of the device turning on, she lowered her book and raised a brow.]

Hm? [She sighed.] Did it turn on again? Goodness...

[Seeing as how anyone on the net could see him like this now, Klarth gave his warning as he cleared his throat and got into lecture mode.]

A-Ah, good morning everyone. As I'm certain most of you know, it seems I've been struck by one of the randomized curses of the weekend and therefore do not be deceived by my appearance. I may be beautiful and well developed. However! I am, in truth, a man and only hold interest in women, you see. Please make effort to keep this in mind. Thank you.

[ooc; Cursed with genderswap! So sorry this is going to be backdated since it's soo late;; /SOBS But open to anything as usual! Feel free to tease~ XDD; Thanks!]

Comments

[blastiafreak]

[...Dammit he's bigger-

Ahem.]

That's not the first thing people care about, you know!

[closetpervert]

[Win. Smirk.]

It's the first thing I care about, having to be stuck in this mess. It's simply an announcement so not to repeat myself.

[blastiafreak]

[Jeeeeerk.]

How is that being stuck in a mess, huh?

[closetpervert]

[♥~~]

How is it not? I'm stuck in a female body! There's a bit of adjusting that needed to be done to accommodate the additions and lack of, you know, certain things.

[blastiafreak]

[....♥]

L-like I want to hear about that! It's just for one day, anyway!

[closetpervert]

One day or not it is still a problem for me! My pride is at stake here!

[blastiafreak]

You have pride?

[closetpervert]

What is that supposed to mean?

[blastiafreak]

I'm just asking what kind of pride you're so worried about.

[closetpervert]

What else is there besides a man's dignity and pride in such situation?

[blastiafreak]

Oh. I think you already did a pretty good job of losing those yourself.

[closetpervert]

H-Hey! That was not of my doing!

[blastiafreak]

Nobody forced you say you didn't want any guys hitting on you.

[closetpervert]

Ah... like that...

How is that relevant!? It is a means to clear any confusion ahead of time!

[blastiafreak]

Hmph! Only a pervert would think of something like that first.

[closetpervert]

Ahhhhh watch how you're throwing that term around. You'll give people the wrong idea!

[blastiafreak]

How is that the wrong idea, huh?

[closetpervert]

[akdfj;af it just is ok! See him flush more as he boldly crosses his arms over his voluminous chest and 'haaarumphs'.]

B-Because I am no such thing! I should not be labeled for the extreme use of the term for simply acting out of human nature. Those who cannot comprehend such difference is known as a B-R-A-T.

[blastiafreak]

[Victory-! Except she scowls and raises her voice right back.]

Are you saying I'm a brat, you pervert?

[closetpervert]

Aa aa that's right! Brat! [Meow~ cat fight!]

[blastiafreak]

Shut up, you! [Rawr-!] Where do you get off calling me a brat?

[closetpervert]

[He sagely held his head up high as he extends his index finger.]

Your knowledge of mana and the like are highly impressive, I'll admit to that. HOWEVER, your lack of ability to reason some things maturely is another story.

One does not prove to be a pervert simply because he shamelessly admits to his preference!

[blastiafreak]

What are you talking about? That's exactly what makes you an obvious pervert!

[She huffs, annoyed but not really angry--not about that, at least. The way he's treating her like a little kid is a different story!]

[closetpervert]

[He huffed as well and almost at the same time as her.

And before he knew it, he let out a small chuckle, thinking how silly they were behaving.]