[Poly Entry 16] Young and Dandy~

[closetpervert]

[Video:]
Hmmm~ Today is a nice day~ [The screen shifts as he stretches out and then back to its original position in front of him. Taking a closer look at him, hat-less, he looks eleven years younger than his current age of 29 and no care in the world. Unlike his usual self, who would be researching from morning and all the way through the night, this youngster hasn't done anything since he's woken up just a moment ago with the current time already close to approaching noon.]

Wasting such a day would be such a shame. So on that note, any ladies interested in going out for a little stroll~? Anywhere you'd like to go, this Klarth F. Lester will do everything in my powers to fulfill your request. [He gave a playful bow of his head.]

[ooc; Klarth his cursed with age reversal today, behaving much like he used to in his teens~ A player, LOL;;; Open message and AP to anyone~<3]

Comments

[blastiafreak]

What? A stroll is about the worst way to waste a day that I could imagine.

[Have someone else very, very cursed.]

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[closetpervert]

Now, why would you think that? Being in the company of a lady is never a waste of time in my book.

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[blastiafreak]

So your whole life might as well be a waste of time.

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[closetpervert]

Hmph, not cute brat. Only what one considers a waste of time. Though I suppose I can't blame you. You'll never understand a man's romance after all.

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[blastiafreak]

Romance? More like meaningless play to pretend it's something more than animalistic lust.

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[closetpervert]

Oh~? And what makes you come to that conclusion? All I said was I was willing to take a girl out anywhere she pleases. Only the inexperienced and cold-hearted find this generous gesture meaningless.

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[blastiafreak]

Hmph. Dates--or courtship, or whatever silly name you want to give it--are simply a method of seduction, designed to produce trust in your target. Why else would you only take out women? It's so obvious to anyone who isn't a complete moron!

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[closetpervert]

So it's a crime to have a little fun with the opposite sex now? Ha, and you're saying this is absolutely fine if it were the same gender?

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[blastiafreak]

You could go have your "fun" with a monster for all I care. My point is just that you're a poorly disguised womanizer who doesn't have a hope of catching anything but total idiots.

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[closetpervert]

[Man, harsh woman is harsh.]

Who are you calling a womanizer, haa? I'm simply liberal. That's all. [That's right. Like a cloud in the sky, drifting at his own pace on his own accord.]

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[blastiafreak]

[Verbal violence from evil!Rita...It could've been physical violence if this was real Rita today.]

Liberal? Try flaky and noncommittal.

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[closetpervert]

[Seriously, he appreciates the verbal more than the physical;;;]

You know... Ah, shoo shoo, go bother someone else, little girl.

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[blastiafreak]

[/puts away whip]

"Little girl"? Hmph. If there was ever a perfect example for someone's age having nothing to do with their ability or intellect, you'd be it.

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[closetpervert]

[/sighs in relief.]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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[blastiafreak]

Whatever--go play your little seduction game and just try not to spawn too many little idiots.