[Poly Entry 20:] Paranoia Galore

[closetpervert]

[voice:]

T-There's a reason why I haven't spoken about it. A secret is meant to be a secret. However, I can't help think that she's finally found me out! I have at least 30 bookshelves if not more. I'm certain she couldn't have found the stash of gald that I have saved to buy myself the occasional wine or the latest pin-up magazine.

My pin-up magazines! AAhhhh!! I certainly hope she hadn't found the box hidden far below my bed nor re-organized the 15th bookshelf! Those were rare items!! The things I had to do in order to get my hands on them!!

[ooc; Cursed with My dirty little secret~ XDDDD;;; He's worried that Mirald had found his secret stash of money or his porn collection back at home~ LOL Backdated to yesterday~<333]

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[axeofoath]

A-ah...If they're valuable, perhaps you should keep them more secure?

[closetpervert]

F-Frankly, it's never dawned on me until now and there is nothing I could do on the matter! I do have one volume currently in my possession, which I still browse on occasion. However, it's not nearly as nice as the others!!

[axeofoath]

Goodness, that sounds quite rough for you! Is there--N-no, I suppose there is no way for you to retrieve them here...

[closetpervert]

Not in the least I'm afraid.. Ahhh!! What to do!? If she finds out... [Just thinking of the consequences was making him shudder.]

[axeofoath]

A-ah, please try to calm down! [Even if Klarth's worry is fraying his own nerves...] They aren't dangerous, are they?

[closetpervert]

D-Dangerous? H-Ha ha ha ha~ no, not in the least! [They're dangerous in other ways /cough]

[axeofoath]

Are you certain? [A suspicious glance at that!] What other reason could make you so concerned about them?

[closetpervert]

They've cost me a fortune to obtain. If anything were to happen to them all my endless efforts would be in vain. [He sighed.] I have limited editions. LIMITED!!

[axeofoath]

A-ah, that seems rather--I-I see they have great value to you...

[closetpervert]

Ah, if you were to see it yourself, you would certainly agree~ They capture some of the best looking in Aselia.

[axeofoath]

Oh, is that so? They must have been quite a sight, in that case. I...I do feel sorry for your loss, then. However, surely you will be able to find more in the future!

[closetpervert]

That's what I'm afraid of... though I suppose nothing can be done. For future reference, I'd like to inquire. Where do you hide yours?

[axeofoath]

Mine? Ah, well, I don't own any myself. Still, it seems a shame to hide them, even if they are treasures...

[closetpervert]

......

You are a bold soul, young man. Or perhaps you have very forgiving women in your world.

[axeofoath]

Well, I understand there would be a danger in leaving them out in the open, however...It's much better to display something if you're proud of it, is it not?

[closetpervert]

[Proud was a little too strong of a word for this case.]

If that were to ensure that it didn't lead to consequences, unfortunately. Ah, my name is Klarth by the way. You are?

[axeofoath]

Oh, it's nice to meet you, Klarth. My name is Gremio.

In any case, if I happen to find any way to held you rebuild your collection here, I'll certainly be sure to help.

[closetpervert]

That's very generous of you to offer, however, the probabilities of finding such material is close to zero, I'm afraid. They're specifically items from my own world, you see. It's almost a miracle that I do have one volume on hand. My "White Gowned Angels". Ahh~ the purity is what does it~

[axeofoath]

Ah, I see...That does sound rather lovely, so you are certainly lucky to have that one. [Nevermind that Gremio's imagining...a book of paintings or some such.]

The City doesn't have books from other worlds, then? If so, that is truly a shame.

[closetpervert]

[Ohhh such innocent minds in this place~] Indeed. The positions certainly do justice.

It truly is rather a shame that there aren't books from other worlds. However, I've found that there are books from one particular world that this world seems to be based off of known as Earth.

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

...Pin-up magazines?

[1/2]

[closetpervert]

[Oh dear goodness the boy is asking him what a pin-up is!]

A-A-A-A pin-up!? W-Well, I'm certain you've at least heard of them before or maybe not, how old were you again?;;;

[2/2]

[closetpervert]

They're simply pictures... of woman...

you know...

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

I know what a pin up magazine is. I'm more confused over the fact of you worried over somebody finding them when time is frozen in your world as long as you're here.

[closetpervert]

I-I see. [Ahh kids these days grow up soo quickly~]

How are we to know? Certainly, the thought comforts the mind. However! Unless it's absolutely positively for certain, they are still in danger regardless!